Loading ...October 30th, 2009
Belle de Jour - end
A number of Ariel’s free fashion advice go like this:
- To attract the attention of men, skip the lipstick and hang a Nintendo Wii around your neck.
- The key to push-up bras is consistency. By wearing them every day, you will snag a man and they will only find out the truth when it is far too late.
- Look fabulous every day. Who knows when you might meet an ex in the grocery? Remember: always define your existence based on the men in your life. And live in the past.
- Forget moisturizer; always put on sunblock, instead. Day and night, in clear skies or under flourescent lights, rub ample sunblock on your skin for the rest of your life. This advice is brought to you by Coppertone.
- Buy cheap but branded make-up. Because your face only deserves the adequate.
PS Ariel and I are available for caricutton gigs. For interested parties and events organizers, email us at beerkada@gmail.com.
October 30th, 2009 at 6:21 am
Runaway! XD
October 30th, 2009 at 6:38 am
These are BRILLIANT!!
I love them!! (and that’s coming from a woman, FYI)
October 30th, 2009 at 10:39 am
sort of reminds me of robbers scattering bills so that the crowds would mob around the fallen money blocking the cops chasing them
October 30th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
LMAO!
Is this guy, by any chance, Alan’s inspiration?
October 30th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
amhrancas: …I’M ENGAGED!
October 30th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
next year I’M MARRIED!
October 30th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
The sort of things I’d read in a feature on a men’s mag
November 23rd, 2009 at 2:29 pm
hahahaha
so funny 
lyndon can we repost in our FB fan page? 
let me know what you “copyright” text we should include 
or you can repost for us =P
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Belle-de-Jour-Power-Planner/31741823911?ref=ts
November 29th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Darlyn: Go ahead and post the images.