Last month, a credit card agent followed me for 10 feet in a mall, waving his brochure in my face. I think his former career was selling porn DVDs.
Archive for June, 2009
Japanese curses are worse than gypsy curses. Gypsy curses may be harsh, but at least it’s for something bad you did. Japanese curses are inflicted for watching videos.
It’s a Chompy solo adventure! I took one look at the Drag Me To Hell trailer and I said to myself, “Chompy wouldn’t put up with that bullshit curse.”
I heard that due to the bad state of the economy in the US, wardens are charging prisoners for food and lodgings during their stay in jail. I guess that makes solitary confinement a single bed room, and will charge[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For the longest time, ever since I read about a trial in a local judge’s sala when I was little, I always wondered why he’s conducting hearings in his living room. I mean, it has a very informal atmosphere and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am just glad Jimmy could not hear what the big guy had to say. The solitary bucket has its uses. Happy Independence Day.