Tell me this guy just didn’t sip a foil pak of warm Zesto grape juice.

The ultra sweet grape juice only works refrigerated because the low temperature reduces the sweetness upon sipping.

During the annual Komikon meeting last weekend, the organizers were treated to Franzia wine, in convenient tetra pack.

We wondered if tetra pack wine came from fermented tetra pack grape juice.

Then Jon Z. pointed out that no part of tetra pack grape juice came from actual grapes.