A guy drops by your place during the Yuletide season with a huge pile of stuff at the back of his ride, you may need to slip him a P20.

Some nights ago, two men buzzed my doorbell and handed me an envelope saying, “Merry Christmas from your garbagemen.”

They didn’t bring a garbage truck with them.

I said I’ll give out money when they bring their truck around.

They left.

Enjoy the night before Christmas!