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Government authorities are discouraging disaster tourism around Mayon Volcano’s latest eruption. Guys, when God gives you lemons, establish lemon tourism.
Alan’s camera mount can wrap around poles and banisters, allowing people to take timed pictures of themselves in most places. The poles and banisters alone are enough to excite Hayden.
Thanks, Microsoft, for teaching us card game that will entertain us for hours. And Bryan has to create a cascade of cards by himself when he completes the round.
It’s a flood of humanity. And Alan takes her to 168 Mall. Big mistake.
I promised the Philippine Star 5 strips during the holidays and I ran out of time for the Frosty storyline. I may continue the storyline after Christmas. Anyway, someone threw a statue at Berlusconi. And now Brittany Murphy is dead.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
That’s not Mountain Dew in his frozen crotch, Alan.
Honestly, if any of you guys never heard of Frosty the snowman, I’ll send Psychocow after you. I’m TRYING here.
The height of irony would be a Christmas-themed flag shirt, with snowflakes bedecking the stylized yellow sun.