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Bryan is angry because the original version of popcorn surprise is threatened by the new version of popcorn surprise.
Chompy is mad because she found out Glen watched DIARY OF A WIMPY KID without her. On his journal. Meanwhile, Psychocow is waiting to watch KICK-ASS. And Harry has tickets to the advanced screening of THE LOSERS, but he can’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The 5-second rule only applies to the floor. If it’s a shirt, Bryan can take his sweet, creamy time.
Millimeter scan technology is being used in some airports to do fully-body scans with extreme precision, allowing them to do naked renditions of passengers. You know, along with body pats and footwear checks, all Bryan has to do is follow[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Johnny Depp played roles in Alice in Wonderland and Finding Neverland. If he can get the scarecrow part in any upcoming Oz remake, he’d complete the fantasy trifecta.
I liked the inside wrapper, which you could eat as well. And it adds a nice layer of plastic to your stomach lining, preventing the gastric acid from burning you inside out.