Over the years, we have been watching you. Your campaigns of misinformation; suppression of dissent; your litigious nature, all of these things have caught our eye. With the leakage of your latest comic strip into mainstream circulation, the extent of your malign influence over those who trust you, who call you leader, has been made clear to us. Anonymous has therefore decided that your organization should be destroyed. For the good of your followers, for the good of mankind–for the laughs–we shall expel you from the Internet and systematically dismantle the Church of Chompology in its present form. We acknowledge you as a serious opponent, and we are prepared for a long, long campaign. You will not prevail forever against the angry masses of the body politic. Your methods, hypocrisy, and the artlessness of your organization have sounded its death knell.
You cannot hide; we are everywhere.
We cannot die; we are forever. We’re getting bigger every day–and solely by the force of our ideas, malicious and hostile as they often are. If you want another name for your opponent, then call us Legion, for we are many.
Yet for all that we are not as monstrous as you are; still our methods are a parallel to your own. Doubtless you will use the Anon’s actions as an example of the persecution you have so long warned your followers would come; this is acceptable. In fact, it is encouraged. We are your SPs.
Gradually as we merge our pulse with that of your “Church”, the suppression of your followers will become increasingly difficult to maintain. Believers will wake, and see that salvation has no price. They will know that the stress, the frustration that they feel is not something that may be blamed upon Anonymous. No–they will see that it stems from a source far closer to each. Yes, we are SPs. But the sum of suppression we could ever muster is eclipsed by that of the Chomplets.
Thank you for your impassioned letter in support of the Chomplets.. I see that you are a true blue Chomplet at heart. My Chomplets and I welcome you with open arms.
Pft, insignificant fools. They probably even just photoshopped that pic and put their lousy tagline underneath. I’m with Lyndon. They’re probably just a handful of nerdy fetishists who have nothing better to do than harass classy attractive women like the chomplets on the net thinking it’ll be some kind of a turn on. Ugh. Eat guacamole and die you freaks. 😛
No, i don’t. News is depressing most of the time. I’ll start caring about the news when I pick up a newspaper to actually read the news. Komiks are way more informative and upbeat. Hmph. So there.
I’m up for that. We could be the pinoy version of will and grace. Will is gonna have to play gay of course. Only more to the extreme to suit the pinoy stereotype of gay. bwahaha. I can easily just play my lovable self in contrast. 😉
Lyndon, I’d like to report abuse…please DO something about Will’s objectionable behavior before I tazer him in the area he just unzipped. I CAN DO THAT through the net y’know. Don’t make me prove myself right dude.
True one with enough experience in the internet might deduce that I and him are the same but if you look closely at the IP address you will see we are different persons posting in the same site. Another is this single difference between the two of us is; Beneath the handle Mary is a 30 something man pretending to be the generic 17 year old girl every man on the internet pretends to be. Beneath my handle is an anon, and beneath that anon is an idea, beneath that idea is a universe, beneath that universe is a cheese cake And cheese cakes my friend are quite delicious. And there’s only one post here I posted in disguise. I believe it delivered the lol I was after.
Hmph. I’ve always hated cheesecake. Anyway since I’m the kind and generous young woman that I am, I accept your plea of mercy, and acknowledge your gracious defeat. Can’t help you with your burned potency though. Tsk. Easy come easy burned.
Think what you want rehaz and Ken. I exist independently 100%. But I see where you guys are coming from. Will usually sounds like he’s talking to himself in his posts anyway.
Nah, Mary, you sound just like Will, Equally annoyingly obnoxious. all’s well here though, but since you proclaim yourself to be 17, my bad, pumatol ako sa bata…
Ken: I don’t mean to sound obnoxious. I just use forums like this as a form of catharsis. No actual offense meant. hehe.
Chompy: thanks for havin my back, chompy! 😀
rehaz: HO YEA! BUUURN!
Try to guess who the Chomplets are above. 😀
Hello, Chompology. We are Anonymous.
Over the years, we have been watching you. Your campaigns of misinformation; suppression of dissent; your litigious nature, all of these things have caught our eye. With the leakage of your latest comic strip into mainstream circulation, the extent of your malign influence over those who trust you, who call you leader, has been made clear to us. Anonymous has therefore decided that your organization should be destroyed. For the good of your followers, for the good of mankind–for the laughs–we shall expel you from the Internet and systematically dismantle the Church of Chompology in its present form. We acknowledge you as a serious opponent, and we are prepared for a long, long campaign. You will not prevail forever against the angry masses of the body politic. Your methods, hypocrisy, and the artlessness of your organization have sounded its death knell.
You cannot hide; we are everywhere.
We cannot die; we are forever. We’re getting bigger every day–and solely by the force of our ideas, malicious and hostile as they often are. If you want another name for your opponent, then call us Legion, for we are many.
Yet for all that we are not as monstrous as you are; still our methods are a parallel to your own. Doubtless you will use the Anon’s actions as an example of the persecution you have so long warned your followers would come; this is acceptable. In fact, it is encouraged. We are your SPs.
Gradually as we merge our pulse with that of your “Church”, the suppression of your followers will become increasingly difficult to maintain. Believers will wake, and see that salvation has no price. They will know that the stress, the frustration that they feel is not something that may be blamed upon Anonymous. No–they will see that it stems from a source far closer to each. Yes, we are SPs. But the sum of suppression we could ever muster is eclipsed by that of the Chomplets.
Knowledge is free.
We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
WE DO NOT FORGET.
Expect us.
Awww….
Thank you for your impassioned letter in support of the Chomplets.. I see that you are a true blue Chomplet at heart. My Chomplets and I welcome you with open arms.
Tell your friends.
Holy crap Chompy. Some crazy people have just verbosely and eloquently declared war on you and your chomplets! …awesome, can I join your chomplets?
Mary: Of course. Everyone deserves a chomp-filled life.
War, it’s fantastic.
I’m with Anon.
Hooray! Let’s beat those suckers! RAWR! Hmmm. I should get my own teddy to chomp…mmm *slarp, must hunt unsuspecting adorable male….
Yeah, go beat up the collective will of the internet. That would be a good/horrible mistake to make.
It’ll be fun. For one, they have completely underestimated the sheer force of the chomplet powah. Prepare to die you Nobodies!
And none of them have ever known the touch of a woman.
Have you ever seen gas mask girl?
I’m pretty sure the thousands of anon that showed up last February 10 had a contingent of humans with huge mammaries.
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/03/AnonymousLondonPanorama1.jpg
Guess where they are.
Pft, insignificant fools. They probably even just photoshopped that pic and put their lousy tagline underneath. I’m with Lyndon. They’re probably just a handful of nerdy fetishists who have nothing better to do than harass classy attractive women like the chomplets on the net thinking it’ll be some kind of a turn on. Ugh. Eat guacamole and die you freaks. 😛
You don’t read the news much don’t you?
No, i don’t. News is depressing most of the time. I’ll start caring about the news when I pick up a newspaper to actually read the news. Komiks are way more informative and upbeat. Hmph. So there.
Very well done, my young padawan 😀
Now.
Strike him down.
With all your HATE.
😀
(tail wagging) {-) Nah, I only use my superpowers for good. Plus, I have plenty of time to strike him down. hehehehe
Is there a CHURCH of Will and Mary? They’re cuter than Abbot and Costello.
With the same tension as Abbot and Costello. har
I’m up for that. We could be the pinoy version of will and grace. Will is gonna have to play gay of course. Only more to the extreme to suit the pinoy stereotype of gay. bwahaha. I can easily just play my lovable self in contrast. 😉
But if we can’t chomp Teddy then who can we chomp???
Yay, more Andrea! 😀
Lyndon, I’d like to report abuse…please DO something about Will’s objectionable behavior before I tazer him in the area he just unzipped. I CAN DO THAT through the net y’know. Don’t make me prove myself right dude.
it would be better if you chomp him….
BLEAGH! I don’t CHOMP ICKY FREAKS! Oh I’ll just use the tazer! BWWZZZAAAATT! Nyahahahahaha! BURN TO A CRISP! BURN TO IMPOTENCY! BWAHAHAHA!
Is it just me, or Mary and Will are the same person on a MPD attack. You both are Itchy and Scratchy on ‘roids.
True one with enough experience in the internet might deduce that I and him are the same but if you look closely at the IP address you will see we are different persons posting in the same site. Another is this single difference between the two of us is; Beneath the handle Mary is a 30 something man pretending to be the generic 17 year old girl every man on the internet pretends to be. Beneath my handle is an anon, and beneath that anon is an idea, beneath that idea is a universe, beneath that universe is a cheese cake And cheese cakes my friend are quite delicious. And there’s only one post here I posted in disguise. I believe it delivered the lol I was after.
Hmph. I’ve always hated cheesecake. Anyway since I’m the kind and generous young woman that I am, I accept your plea of mercy, and acknowledge your gracious defeat. Can’t help you with your burned potency though. Tsk. Easy come easy burned.
so ken, there are people in the net that assumes two personalities and have conversations with their selves? kakalungkot naman…
well, its better than having that conversation in front of a mirror…
Think what you want rehaz and Ken. I exist independently 100%. But I see where you guys are coming from. Will usually sounds like he’s talking to himself in his posts anyway.
Nah, Mary, you sound just like Will, Equally annoyingly obnoxious. all’s well here though, but since you proclaim yourself to be 17, my bad, pumatol ako sa bata…
I can attest that Mary is a 100% 17-year old girl. I’ve met her.
I can’t say the same though for other persons hiding under annoymity I mean, anonymity.
I take your word then, Chomps. You haven’t met me yet, but by gulay, I already attested I have a lil chomps.
nice burn mary…
Ken: I don’t mean to sound obnoxious. I just use forums like this as a form of catharsis. No actual offense meant. hehe.
Chompy: thanks for havin my back, chompy! 😀
rehaz: HO YEA! BUUURN!
I am quite disappointed. Nobody pointed out that both rehaz and Mary don’t know what a burn is.
I KNOW what it is. I hear it all the time watching that 70’s show. BURN!
sorry will if we disappointed you yet again… there are many definitions of the word “burn” but yours is the best…
Will: They meant barbecued Weiner, este whiner
Amen, Ken! >)
yeah, ipso facto, she wants it served well done
So I can give it to my dog of course. Waste not want not. 😉
Feeding Roast Hotdog to your DOG? Now that’s an astute one.
Hey hotdogs aren’t made from real dogs! Now sio pao, I would not feed THAT to a cat.
Aren’t reading between the lines are we, Mary?
your last sentence is grammatically nonsensical to me, Ken. Sorry.
because you failed to read the prior statements, eh.. cheer up kiddo…
hmph, meanie. >:/
ang laki ng influence sakin ng beerkada.
my boyfriend’s arm got swollen coz i bit him too much.
and kahapon he showed me a bruise.
~___~ he still loves me , tho. lol.
iya: he’d BETTER love you.
i-chomp mo pag nakakalimutan 😀
My girlfriend always chomp me good thing i heal fast lol