EDSA Shang Cinema is posting some sort of advisory with each movie screening. The screen warns theatergoers about pirates who record the film. If the audience see any people besides them with a videocam, please alert the authorities.

I’m thinking, what’s all this commie bullpoop? When did we become a nation of tattletales working for big business? We’re already paying P140 per ticket, don’t we get discounts for squealing?