Archive for March, 2010
The 5-second rule only applies to the floor. If it’s a shirt, Bryan can take his sweet, creamy time.
Millimeter scan technology is being used in some airports to do fully-body scans with extreme precision, allowing them to do naked renditions of passengers. You know, along with body pats and footwear checks, all Bryan has to do is follow[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The only car sound more annoying than a horn (and alarm) is Love Radio playing on the speakers. As the DJs cackle maliciously. And look what I just found on my Twitter page! nearly got hit by another car that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Johnny Depp played roles in Alice in Wonderland and Finding Neverland. If he can get the scarecrow part in any upcoming Oz remake, he’d complete the fantasy trifecta.
I liked the inside wrapper, which you could eat as well. And it adds a nice layer of plastic to your stomach lining, preventing the gastric acid from burning you inside out.
Ah, the plight of battered girlfriends everywhere. If you dip your finger in cold batter before dipping it in hot oil, the batter provides enough insulation to keep your finger from getting toasted. Please do not try this. Knowing you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…