I blame the Internet for this.

Yes, bacon is fatty and salty, but when the Web proclaims it is the most awesome thing ever, how can you not fall into temptation?


It even beats out ninjas.


Also, I’m beginning to figure out how Lady Gaga’s meat dress came to be.

There she was, her chest sparkler outfit broken during the flight to L.A., thinking about her replacement dress in front of the free breakfast buffet in her hotel.

And her eye rests upon the meat tray…