I was expecting Aling McBeal to toast two halves of a big, fat French bread, cover it with beef and white cheese, roast it until it becomes stone-hard, and call it “The Ten Commandments.”
Hey Tenkouken, I like your idea but instead, I think Aling Mcbeal should just roast the two halves of big french bread and top it off with two kinds of cheeses, three kinds of sauce, some mayo, mustard, some tomatoes, lettuce and onions and VOILA “The Ten Condiments”! take it! take it! ;-D
Maybe the old testament was written while eating a sandwich. Which is pretty crazy. If you consider every little bit of detail in it as historical fact.
Gomorrah was not collateral damage. Earlier in the Bible, Gomorrah was also mentioned to be just as evil as Sodom. Sodom was given special attention as it was written because Lot, Abraham’s nephew, lived there.
Shouldn’t that be a two-part sandwich? While Sodom burned Gamorah was thrown in for no reason?
deep humor, L
I think Yahweh mistook Gomorrah for a giant Japanese turtle monster and took it down with a space-based laser.
‘Nuke it from orbit…it’s the only way to be sure.’
Or maybe he took it out for symmetry. Wait.. there’s only three cities left in that area. Better make it an even two.
I was expecting Aling McBeal to toast two halves of a big, fat French bread, cover it with beef and white cheese, roast it until it becomes stone-hard, and call it “The Ten Commandments.”
Tell me, were you eating a sandwich while you were reading bible stories? Coz only you could come up with stuff like this doing that.
Hey Tenkouken, I like your idea but instead, I think Aling Mcbeal should just roast the two halves of big french bread and top it off with two kinds of cheeses, three kinds of sauce, some mayo, mustard, some tomatoes, lettuce and onions and VOILA “The Ten Condiments”! take it! take it! ;-D
Maybe the old testament was written while eating a sandwich. Which is pretty crazy. If you consider every little bit of detail in it as historical fact.
Mary: I think its puns like that got Sodom and Gomorrah fired and brimstoned. 😀
Lyndon: Nagsalita ang komedyante. ;-P
Gomorrah was not collateral damage. Earlier in the Bible, Gomorrah was also mentioned to be just as evil as Sodom. Sodom was given special attention as it was written because Lot, Abraham’s nephew, lived there.