The funny thing was, my brother and I were talking about his friend who was asked to give a keynote speech to a grade school graduation ceremony. We were joking that she could google famous speeches and string them all together (‘coz kids are stoopid, yuk).

And then the Manny Pangilinan Scandal hit.

I’m imagining his speechwriter being dragged from the office the day after, laughing, “IT WAS WORRRRRTH IT! HAHAHA!”