Hatton is amazing! I’ve never seen anyone catch all of Pacquiao’s punches like that. I was cheering for him by round 2. Cheering so that he’ll last a little longer.

Will this 2-round mismatch result in the shortest ceasefire in the history of the MILF-PNP war? Was SM Megamall’s fear of a drop in attendance in their mall-wide sale without basis after all? Will criminals throughout Metro Manila think, “Syet. I stopped mugging for this?”