Why do they call it a Care Bear Stare when they use their bellies to project behavior-modifying light?
Archive for May, 2008
28 comics.
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As any Gen Xer knows, the Care Bears have cousins called the Care Bear Cousins. So the Care Bears believe in evolution. Take THAT, creationists!
True story. I called an office to inquire about their services. They asked me, “What is your company?” I answered, “Beerkada.” “Ano? “Bear Cuddles”?” “Yyyyes, Bear Cuddles.” “One moment, please.”
How can you commit violence against animals when the burger you’re eating wasn’t an animal to begin with?
Fe is outraged that a baby (despite being a reincarnation of a Nazi sympathizer) is turned into a skeleton during a reincarnation test.