A Jack Sparrow cologne would smell like someone who just came from an all night – drinking session where they downed several bottles of Tanduay, Anejo, Bacardi or whichever rum.
In other words, stale sweat with a very strong alcohol vapor. Sa madaling salita, amoy Tsiko.
Now, what if, every Beerkada cast member had a signature cologne, what would each smell like?
I smell another Beerkada merchandising opportunity here
how about the day after tomorrow cologne (with extreme cooling sensation) or 2010 (fire and brimstone).
sikat ba ang twilight series? My brother bought a New Moon DVD. Although I didn’t watch the first twilight movie, new moon put me to sleep. ganun ba talaga yun? it was sooooooooo booooooooriiiing! masmaganda pa yung buffy the vampire slayer series or yung dark angel series (jessica alba.. hot!)
hmmm Beerkada distinctive scents huh…
Brian – Beer, Fried stuff and cheap perfume
Alan – Beer, burning stuff (from blowing up too often with his weird experiments)
Boopie – Sugary treats and leather (hides)
Glenn – Pure pheromone and sweet and sour sauce plus beer
Chompy – Minty fresh scent?
Jimmy – uh……..
at least in my opinion anyway
I wonder what a Star Trek-based cologne called Red Shirt would smell like?
Also, I have to agree with Leon on that Kouros cologne. Tried it once and my mom didn’t like the smell. Her response to Kouros was “masangsang ang amoy” (which is the closest thing to “corpse scent” in my opinion) and “don’t use it”.
How bad is it? The scent of a Black Lantern would be like Kouros except a hundred times worse with the stench of rotting flesh thrown in.
I’m guessing a Zombie cologne will smell like vomit and stale beer
I’d love to know what a Harry Potter cologne would smell like.
At least the jack sparrow version would probably smell nice…
Constantine cologne! Cigarette smoke and sulfur from hell! ^_^
A Jack Sparrow cologne would smell like someone who just came from an all night – drinking session where they downed several bottles of Tanduay, Anejo, Bacardi or whichever rum.
In other words, stale sweat with a very strong alcohol vapor. Sa madaling salita, amoy Tsiko.
Now, what if, every Beerkada cast member had a signature cologne, what would each smell like?
I smell another Beerkada merchandising opportunity here
hahaha! I like the Constantine cologne!
how about the day after tomorrow cologne (with extreme cooling sensation) or 2010 (fire and brimstone).
sikat ba ang twilight series? My brother bought a New Moon DVD. Although I didn’t watch the first twilight movie, new moon put me to sleep. ganun ba talaga yun? it was sooooooooo booooooooriiiing! masmaganda pa yung buffy the vampire slayer series or yung dark angel series (jessica alba.. hot!)
Wait. I think they already made that, cologne that smells like the dead? its Yves Saint Laurent’s Kouros. Smells like a morgue and pinewood. Ugh
hmmm Beerkada distinctive scents huh…
Brian – Beer, Fried stuff and cheap perfume
Alan – Beer, burning stuff (from blowing up too often with his weird experiments)
Boopie – Sugary treats and leather (hides)
Glenn – Pure pheromone and sweet and sour sauce plus beer
Chompy – Minty fresh scent?
Jimmy – uh……..
at least in my opinion anyway
A Harry Potter cologne would smell like broomsticks, at least. Amoy walis!
A Jimmy scent would be a confusing mixture–just like its namesake.
A Transformers cologne would smell like diesel or gasoline.
psycologne: milk and leather.
komikologne: smells like a thousand virgins.
Lyndon: Har de friggin har.
Gayahin si Paris Hilton…(bleech)
CowBell: The new scent from PsychoCow
psycolonge: It’s the new black
Komikologne could also smell like bleach. Ooooh, foul!
And Eize, a Harry Potter cologne, IMHO, would smell like owl droppings and raging hormones.
Or if you base it on the ACTOR playing Harry Potter: horses
I wonder what a Star Trek-based cologne called Red Shirt would smell like?
Also, I have to agree with Leon on that Kouros cologne. Tried it once and my mom didn’t like the smell. Her response to Kouros was “masangsang ang amoy” (which is the closest thing to “corpse scent” in my opinion) and “don’t use it”.
How bad is it? The scent of a Black Lantern would be like Kouros except a hundred times worse with the stench of rotting flesh thrown in.
They made a cologne out of PlayDoh scent! I think it was Eau de PlayDoh. 😀 I can’t imagine anyone using it for anything other than pranks…
Drix a red shirt cologne would be the distilled scent of a thousand geeks *hides from the angry mob of star trek fans*
Just kill jimmy for being an idiot. Smelling like a dog sucks