Ah, the plight of battered girlfriends everywhere.

If you dip your finger in cold batter before dipping it in hot oil, the batter provides enough insulation to keep your finger from getting toasted. Please do not try this. Knowing you Beerkadets, you’ll wait until the batter turns golden-brown before withdrawing your crispy finger.

Alan already saw Boopey make out with Fe and Andrea in an earlier episode (ask Beerkadet Phoebe), but he failed to get Boopey to dress up as Slave Leia.