Based on an actual conversation between Megatrade officer Jo Ann Virina and a cosplayer. What sells it is Jo Ann’s sweet smile while stating Megatrade regulations, as if she already said “no” to chainsaw bayonets before.
Thanks for all your assistance Ms. Jo Ann! Komikon wouldn’t have been able to do it without you.
Lol Helsing! Still nagulat ako that there are cosplayers I thought they only appeared in toycons and anime conventions. Guess I was wrong. They should have at least dressed up as characters from the comics like the Kikiams, Captain Cowbell, Trese etc etc
Mall Security Guard: I’m sorry Sir, we do not allow long firearms inside especially that M16A1 with an M203 grenade launcher fitted out
Guy cosplaying as Naked Snake: Look Pal, can’t you see I’m cosplaying as the lead character of MGS3 and this M16 of mine happens to be airsoft. It’s supposed to look like the real thing
Mall Security Guard: No license no entry. No permit or Mission orders, you’re gonna have to leave that M16 here if you want to get into the con.
Guy cosplaying as Naked Snake: You know, my Army Colonel uncle used to be the serve directly the retired General whose your boss. I do hope you can find work as a janitor once my Tito talks to the General.
Mall Security Guard: *yawn* I get that all the time. Your threats don’t scare me. Again, I’ll need to see some permit to own and permit to display please.
Guy cosplaying as Naked Snake: Hey wait a sec. Didn’t they let in that Trekkie dude who was carrying that Phaser? That thing is way more lethal than an M203.
Mall Security Guard: Is that so?
Guy cosplaying as Naked Snake: And his phaser is a replica as my airsoft M16 is.
Mall Security Guard: Oh yeah. Sorry Kid.
Guy cosplaying as Naked Snake: No prob. by the way where’s the Rolex outlet in this mall?
Mall Security Guard: Level 2 Bldg B
Guy cosplaying as Naked Snake: Okay, thanks.
Mall Security Guard: Wait a sec. That kid’s gun was too damn real to be airsoft
Mall Security Guard:
The Ground Floor in Megamall is like ondoy all over again. Maalon kapag may nagannounce ng sale on all items. It took me 10 mins from the entrance to get to the nearest escalator.
Sumner wow 10 minutes bilis ah. I felt like I was in a crowd trying to see the Pope, Micheal Jackson and *insert male pinoy romantic lead here*. Buti di ako nastampede
hey, did you know that alucard is dracula backwards? la lang.
no bladed weapons but phasers are allowed, then what about AUTHENTIC lightsabers?
OHhh… Why no LANCERS??? But why!!?? Time to bring down some Locusts.
” Scratched one GRUB! ”
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