I was 11 when I first heard of Kiss of the Spider Woman. This was when the Superman movies were the best comic book movies out there, and Tim Burton’s Batman was years away. I was itching to get my comic book movie fix.

There was no radiation. No web-slinging. No proportional strength of a spider.

All I think now is, ‘Kids, nowadays. Spoiled rotten. All they have to complain about is how they ruined Venom.’

I had to contend with homosexuals in a South American prison!