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Last month, a credit card agent followed me for 10 feet in a mall, waving his brochure in my face. I think his former career was selling porn DVDs.
Japanese curses are worse than gypsy curses. Gypsy curses may be harsh, but at least it’s for something bad you did. Japanese curses are inflicted for watching videos.
It’s a Chompy solo adventure! I took one look at the Drag Me To Hell trailer and I said to myself, “Chompy wouldn’t put up with that bullshit curse.”
It’s the return of the exiled boyfriend from Chompy’s girlkada (read BFF for details)! I’ve even given him a first name now. But thing’s are no longer the same…











