And the outer planets represents the outer gods, and the King, Tipsy, conceited man, geographer, businessman, lamplighter and narrator represents the seven angels! The rose represents the whore of Babylon; The boa constrictor swallowing the elephant represents Jormungand swallowing the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Some jokes have an expiration date.
I used the word “conniption” so that pro-RH bill forces would delay in their conniption as they try to figure out it’s meaning.
You know how girl/s are with bathroom time.
Jimmy won’t have time to watch cable anyway, as he has to watch the wife.
Children of tiger moms shouldn’t even have heard of Amy Chua’s memoir. No time!
Jimmy finds a third option for the mallow test. What happens if the child chooses no mallows? Does she become a buddha? Or is it some kind of mallow trauma?
My Chinese friends all assure me that the Grand Chinese Conspiracy does not exist. And that the tikoy I received is not cursed.
Merry Christmas.
