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This is the same trick Mister Spock used to overwhelm the possessed computer in Star Trek. Other useful wishes are “define this emotion that humans call ‘love’”, “create a rock so heavy genies can’t lift it.”
Ripping the fabric of the universe is such a cliche. I wish for a Universal No Sew glue to repair such damages to reality.
And man, do they look sweet! There’s a plastic blue-and-white bucket for outlet use, and a full metal bucket (Ooh. Shades of Stanley Kubrick) with colored art for personal use. Each bucket comes with its own bottle cap opener. Guys,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…









