Posts Tagged Alan
I just love the free cotton that grows out of rice that’s been left out in room temperature for days.
Ever opened a pack of instant noodles and it looks NOTHING like the cover? No slices of beef, no egg, no vegetables? Have I ranted about this before?
Alan has eaten so much instant noodles he can light up a cathedral with the wax build-up in his stomach lining. Teppanyaki-style cooking has the chef twirling knives and other utensils while preparing the food in front of appreciative customers.
I got this storyline from watching Chompy’s brother meticulously prepare a batch of instant pancit canton. He could conduct a symphony orchestra with that flavor sachet…
I think the pre-poduction meeting for the G.I. Joe movie went like this… Hasbro exec: Stephen Sommers, we watched Transformers 2 and the plot made no sense. How can you prevent the G.I. Joe movie from falling into the same[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…











