Everytime I channel-surf past the Ultimate Fighting Championships…

I see two guys stripped to their boxer briefs, frolicking with each other.

Every single time.

I must admit its a manly sport. In pro-wrestling, the participants engage in lengthy foreplay prior to the action. Some back story. A little play-acting. A few exchanges of sweet nothings.

On the other hand, these ultimate fighters just head straight to the floor.